Branson is like Vegas or Reno, but without the sex or glitter or gambling. While you can’t score a “jackpot”, you can score an Elvis painting on genuine black velvet (and, here, all this time, you believed the existence of such things were the stuff of “urban legends” – hah, not so my friends they exist, they’re real, and they populate thousands of mostly rural homes where Elvis hangs with pride right next to 3-D pictures of the white Jesus and autographed photos of Donald John Trump!)
And if you EVER enter such a home and see such a sight, you’d best not laugh; those types do not take kindly to ‘mirth’ directed at their religious icons – as a perceived “heathen”, you’re not expected to genuflect – but you must show respect.
Kind&Kinder about 4 years ago
Hey, don’t knock it. They get to see Yakov Smirnoff!
dwane.scoty1 about 4 years ago
When did Mike add Blu-Kat?must have missed that 1.
dwane.scoty1 about 4 years ago
Maybe Key Kat Lady dropped it off!
GaloisField about 4 years ago
That’s Keykat
Dave Ferro about 4 years ago
Branson’s a nice place… I used to live in nearby Hollister.
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
It’s fitting to send these winners to Branson….just their speed….maybe Wayne Newton will he singing….
wellis1947 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Branson is like Vegas or Reno, but without the sex or glitter or gambling. While you can’t score a “jackpot”, you can score an Elvis painting on genuine black velvet (and, here, all this time, you believed the existence of such things were the stuff of “urban legends” – hah, not so my friends they exist, they’re real, and they populate thousands of mostly rural homes where Elvis hangs with pride right next to 3-D pictures of the white Jesus and autographed photos of Donald John Trump!)
And if you EVER enter such a home and see such a sight, you’d best not laugh; those types do not take kindly to ‘mirth’ directed at their religious icons – as a perceived “heathen”, you’re not expected to genuflect – but you must show respect.