Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 23, 2020

He sounds perfect for an HR position.

They got mad fast at what you wrote.

Maybe Obama is looking for a new anger translator.

Rat should get a job in the White House; Dumb Donald would soon be broken of his habit of doing stupid things.

Rat Gonzales : “Andale , andale! Arriba , arriba”

Make a shiv

It says innate not inmate.

I think you might say that rodent is rata-phooey!

Rat needs a therapist – FAST!

They didn’t hire Rat because they knew he was lying. You can’t get Mad anymore!

Time to get off of the drugs Rat ! Start with that coffee and remember “Speed” kills … Croc Power !

A sense of humor can also get you the job. The questionnaire read: “What are your physical limitations?” So I replied, “I am slower than a speeding bullet, less powerful than a locomotive, and cannot leap tall buildings in a single bound.” On my first day at work, my supervisor said, “I didn’t know we were hiring.”

that rat has upper management written all over him……

Classic Rat

High school principal, here he comes!

Well, that’s one more trait Rat and I have in common. Sigh.

Rat is the fast reactor in his nuclear family.

Is bringing out the worst in people an innate skill?

My innate skill is obsequiousness.

Dang…I was hoping to see what he put for ethnicity…

Management material, for sure.

You always have to wonder how honest they really expect you to be on those things.

Not sure I could answer that question

He could work in a few pest control commercials.

A nine-word explanation wasn’t speedy enough…

When did they fire Rat from the coffeehouse?

I always get a kick out of Rat wearing a tie.

I can use a guy with that skill set!!!! Send me your resume Rat!!!!!

That’s okay Rat…the questions on job applications are stupid.

Rat’s brand of honesty is not the best policy, for him….

I wonder why