Jim Benton Cartoons by Jim Benton for January 09, 2020
January 07, 2020
January 11, 2020
Transcript:
Eventually, Bigfoot and I decided that Tony was a liar and should move out. Friend: Did one of you kill my turtle with a pointed stone and then eat his feet?
Ida No over 4 years ago
Never could trust that Tony, and his game face.
Longplay Premium Member over 4 years ago
All is not as it seems, Watson.
PO' DAWG over 4 years ago
Now Tony is on Judge Judy trying to get his portion of the lease deposit back.
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
Tony also liked to leave the refrigerator door open. And, he rarely replaced the toilet paper. Glad he’s gone.
Rabies65 over 4 years ago
That was greedy and unnecessary. The turtle is a reptile; it can regenerate limbs. Just nibble them off one at a time every couple of months.
Malcome1 over 4 years ago
Turtles can’t regenerate anything.