Herman by Jim Unger for January 20, 2020

“Missed it by that much!” Maxwell Smart

Pretty strange-looking crocodile!

“Dead-Eye Dick” is probably not your name.

When I flew airplanes, I used to brag that I could get my bombs and rockets within 10 meters of the target. Unfortunately, the same is true about my skills with small arms.

There is a reason I joined the Air Force and was not in the infantry.

Love the look on the giraffe’s face: What the heck?

Gasp! The nerve to even mount this poor giraffe is disgusting

His next shot was a twofer. He managed to hit the safari guide and one of the porters!

They don’t call him Dead-Eye Dick Cheney for nothin’!

went to the Dick Cheney training range

Good thing he didn’t hit the crocodile, I hear they are endangered

“Next safari, we’ll be hunting the ultimate prey … humans!”

Exactly how fast was he going when he came through the wall like that?

A good hunter like trumps son.. would have gone for a twofer.. a ricochet off the eye socket of the crock and into the giraffe.. got to be quick though.. that darn crock will sink like a stone.

Forgot to check his ‘windage’ and ‘elevation’

Don Jr.? Nah. His not genetically predisposed to telling the truth.

Hunting with Dick Cheney

Were they making out?