Well, it’s all your fault — you had to carve them on stone!!!
He broke the first edition anyways. Look it up.
The 11th commandment: “Thou shalt wear CSA approved steel toed boots with metatarsal guards when thou handlest stone tablets.”
I don’t see anything about dropping the darn things!
And then the Israelites saw him coming down the mountain and were relieved saying their headaches were over, here comes Moses with the tablets!
Holy Moses! Well at least I didn’t take the LORD’s name in vain.
Welllllll
He stepped on a Lego?
Well, technically that is not what #3 is about. It has been misinterpreted over the years.
So he dropped TWO tablets? According to Mel Brooks there were 15 commandments.
He broke toe number 3?
And that must be counting from right to left.
Moses brought the commandments down from Mount Cyanide, right?
Farside99 over 4 years ago
Well, it’s all your fault — you had to carve them on stone!!!
Tigressy over 4 years ago
He broke the first edition anyways. Look it up.
Nuliajuk over 4 years ago
The 11th commandment: “Thou shalt wear CSA approved steel toed boots with metatarsal guards when thou handlest stone tablets.”
The Reader Premium Member over 4 years ago
I don’t see anything about dropping the darn things!
Stevefk over 4 years ago
And then the Israelites saw him coming down the mountain and were relieved saying their headaches were over, here comes Moses with the tablets!
Jeff0811 over 4 years ago
Holy Moses! Well at least I didn’t take the LORD’s name in vain.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Welllllll
flemmingo over 4 years ago
He stepped on a Lego?
Lee26 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Well, technically that is not what #3 is about. It has been misinterpreted over the years.
formathe over 4 years ago
So he dropped TWO tablets? According to Mel Brooks there were 15 commandments.
gammaguy over 4 years ago
He broke toe number 3?
And that must be counting from right to left.
rogthedodge1 over 4 years ago
Moses brought the commandments down from Mount Cyanide, right?