Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 18, 2020

The Fink is a sore loser.

When you consider his height, You could say that he is a royal pain in the a$$.

Ah, so “Apples to Apples” is a game. Never knew that.

Perhaps they should have chosen a cooperative game like “Pandemic” rather than a competitive one.

It’s good to be the king.

So the King won the game and left them hanging around.

“Apples to Apples”-https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apples_to_Apples

Bung must be from Southern Id because I rarely hear people who aren’t from here say “y’all.”

Y’all is a great word. Should be officially accepted. It saves time, easy to say, and the meaning is always understood.

They didn’t pass GO, thy didn’t collect $200.00 and sold Park Place and hung by their ass-ets

Broadway and Park Place were supposed to be reserved for the Fink.

Monarchs are notoriously poor losers. That is how they got the job.

Monopoly: the friendship destroyer.

Someone thought buying a monopoly of the utilities and railroad would show their prowess; or another buying a block and building condos right after the GO and the Jail would prove sound kingdom development planning. But who would have known the Fink would always chose a proxy when he gets those GO TO JAIL, DO NOT PASS GO AND COLLECT 200 DOLLARS cards.

Let the Wookie, er Fink win.

Maybe Risk would’ve been better with the Tyrants edition. He always gets to throw 4 dice!

Happened to see this in Target last night. https://www.amazon.com/Monopoly-Game-Cheaters-Board-Ages/dp/B0771YL7DZ/ref=sr_1_1?gclid=Cj0KCQiA9orxBRD0ARIsAK9JDxRgQRNVgWT_s74F42vz2X6KS28rfQJiHgGWA2-YtUZg67AfeX0N6j0aAkqwEALw_wcB&hvadid=318586826530&hvdev=c&hvlocphy=9018015&hvnetw=g&hvpos=1t1&hvqmt=b&hvrand=11678799880311231996&hvtargid=aud-836288731366%3Akwd-599644777198&hydadcr=2368_9913686&keywords=monopoly%2Bfor%2Bcheaters%2Bedition&qid=1579367341&sr=8-1&th=1

Some sore losers stock dungeons with erstwhile opponents.

Has the Duke shrunk? Bung looks like he’s a giant version of himself. Do we have to scan downwards to spot two drink me bottles lying upon the ground?

I don’t know … it could cause confusion with aviators when discussing “pitch, roll and y’all” or is it yawl.

Never heard of Apples to Apples. Had to look it up….

neither of them got the “get out of jail free” card.

The fink is as usual obnoxious and unpardoning.