Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 24, 2020

Quick – a shuttle full of graham crackers and chocolate to Mercury, STAT!

How did the marshmallow catch fire in space???

I think Dr. Mel might be fibbing!

It’s a good thing it didn’t land on Venus, it might have ignited a runaway greenhouse effect.

The 93,000,000 mile long stick was starting to get heavy anyway.

Does that include the cost of the law suite filed by Mercury?

A bargain at twice the price!

Governments waste so much of our money already…what’s another $300m? San Antonio has spent over $300k (so far) of their taxpayer’s money to keep Chick-fil-A out of the airport lol. My town spent $15k to investigate the best location for a dog park that they never built. It goes on and on. Oy!

And it was still a better use of money than 99% of the other government programs out there!

Sounds like a government funded experiment.

Sounds like certain government experiments, uh I mean, “programs” we have now.

$300 million here, $300 million there, pretty soon we’ll be talking real money.

Marshmallow is space?? O-G and the absolute vacuum of space. How would that work?

At our office complex, they recently installed an outdoor “campus” that included a propane fire pit. Yesterday, several Millennials were roasting marshmallows during their lunch hour. No Joke.

And so Mercury went up in flames?

Or Obama’s golfing and Martha Vineyard vacations every few weeks of his 2 terms, right!

Or the money wasted by the democrats on the impeachment trial