Peanuts by Charles Schulz for February 19, 2020

Better than being called to the RED emergency hot line phone …

Wonder how far it is to the nearest airport?

but this is from 1973

I did that once when I was with friends. I normally don’t answer the phone while having a conversation. I recognized the ring tone as my wife’s so I picked it up and answered, “Tell the president I’ll talk to him later.”

What’s that?

I thought that surely there’d be Airplane! jokes.

Don’t tell me Woodstock swears while he talks.

Captain Oveur speaking.

Now he’s going to be mistaken for Mr. Kaplan. Good luck Mr. Thornhill.

How will Woodstock lift the receiver?

TRUE STORY. At the San Jose Airport, Mrs. Baker was called over the P.A., but she was in the Ladies Room. When she came, she wouldn’t believe me. Never found out why they called her.

Did Mr. Ham call him?

heard “Grace Slick, pick up the nearest white courtesy phone” while walking through SFO, about 50 years ago. And if you need to, yes, Google “Grace Slick”. I was hopeful, but never noticed anyone at any of the white phones.

Did you expect it to be the yellow one, Snoopy?