Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 13, 2020

Loan officers do tend to bring out my inner vandal. So far I’ve managed to stuff them back in, but one of these days…

But we have a full 20% down…

Hand me that spiked chain-mace.

WHAM!

Ok, obstacle removed. Let’s keep moving.

Tip that desk into the moat and let’s get at it.

Turn the desk longways and you’ve got a bridge.

No you don’t, just spear him and feed him to the monster in the moat.

@Watcher – An excellent and very practical way to solve the problem…..

I refinanced my loan about 8 years ago when interest rates were at their bottom. The transaction took place in our kitchen and took less than an hour.

And 40 nights. By then the flood in the dungeon will be gone.

You and whose army?

Viking could try a more forceful tactic to speed things up. Something many of us have wished to do for decades.

Hum. I wonder if they rate a VA loan?

Where’s Tonto?The Loan Arranger ;)

Hagar’s lost weight!

Why don’t we go loot and pillage your place for a change?

If bureaucracy had existed in the 800s, the Vikings wouldn’t have had a chance.

The moat is also filled with lawyers.

Bring out the trumpets and start marching!

Then there’s the crossing permit wait time.

Would think it would cause them to have a seizure.As in, we’re going to just seizure castle.

It’s what happens when you take a Lawyer along on your invasion.

They are always padding their hours …

is that Hagar?

Actually, I think that’s called “investing” the castle (old time, obsolete use of the word).

Just to add to my comment from the Etymology Dictionary – The military meaning “to besiege, surround with hostile intent” also is from c. 1600.