Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for December 05, 2022

Be mold to what you say, especially to your mother Birdbrain !

Is that a knife handle sticking out of his back?!

He needed to go into the witless protection program

Looks like some jail birds are stabbing you in the back.

Was he a songbird or just a stool pigeon?

When he was arrested, he was held without bail. He was deemed a Flight Risk.

Good thing Ma didn’t see it! She would have squawked her lungs off!

but are they pre-chewed?