Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for September 16, 2021

Cannibal?

Thank goodness there was a donor who’d just recently been hit by a bus.

Gasp!

been done

You’d better get well or you’re next.

I hope it’s that chick from next door. She always had good taste.

Larson did it about 35 years ago.

Is that a thermometer in her pocket, or a pop-up timer for poultry???? :)

Should have “removed” one of his legs from the covers and said don’t look down (haha)

Oh no! Not Aunt Molly?