Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for August 02, 2021

Isn’t there somebody on here with that name?

Alexander MAGAT

He’s a long way from being even mediocre.

Too dumb to die

He thought he was getting a career in the mediA.

Alexander the GROSS! Ew

He survived the battle. That is something

Obviously he is not TOO mediocre, since there is blood on his sword and he is still standing.

Actually that’s Alex and Duh (his horse).

He was just asked “Who’s the greatest?”

His gesture shows that he nose.

And that BELLY! Gross!!!