Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for February 23, 2021

Hey, all the pieces are there and he is standing, what does he want?

Patients are just so darn picky! Sheesh!

At least you’re not back-asswards!

You never said I would look like a patched quilt! You clucked me up big time!

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/odd_duck

Well isn’t this just ducky?

Looks normal to me. If you’re in a Man in Black movie, that is.

I wanted something unique, this just isn’t odd enough

Looks like Mallard Fillmore when Bruce is sober.

That looks to me like a beak, not a bill.

“Fire bad!”

Did you charge him for THAT?At least we know he can bowl.