Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for March 30, 2020

I’ll ruminate on that!!

‘No, I brought my own.’

‘It wasn’t an offer. I’m asking if I cud buy some.’

Is it gluten free?

Cud you buy the milk Or get it free…hmmmmmm

She’s rather well endowed with her 6 teats and he likes it.

Cud ya give me a kiss with those big red lips?

That’s a unique pick up line.

But his glass is frowning over it anyway.

Um, cud isn’t something you carry around. It’s regurgitated and rechewed.

He thought he cud, but he cudn’t.

Well, now that you bring it up, thanks!