Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 14, 2020

What happens in Venus, stays in Venus.

The Venus fly trap isn’t.

They’ve got the air at least.

You’ll soon experience a draining sensation!!

Well, the other choice of the Lakeview place of Mr. Bribbitt sounded too suspicious!

LOL! Not quite as advertised, I bet.

The walls are closing in on us.

Women are IN Venus…

It’s actually an AirBfB (bugs for breakfast)

So baby if you’ve ever wondered

Wondered, whatever became of me

Your doubts are not unfounded….

Everything is sticky. Don’t they ever clean?

They ARE the breakfast!!!

Depends on who’s having breakfast here.

But it is all natural and organic!

Just a tourist trap.

Yes, Mr. Watson, this obviously depicts the real reason Venus de Milo’s arms were removed.

Well, it said something about he owner having us for dinner on the first evening so I’m going to wait for that ….

In all the years I’ve spent roaming Carolina’s pocosins, not once have I seen the Venus flytrap in the wild. So consider yourselves guests of honor.

They advertised that insects could dine for free. They neglected to say that Venus dines on them for a fee.

Definitely not vegan