Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for January 03, 2020

Chicken 1: “And, to answer your original question, ‘no, I do not talk to myself in my sleep.’”

Don’t you wish you had the nerve to say that to some people? (You know who you are, morons!)

I wish I had a dollar for every time I thought that.

Why I say so little on “social media.”

That’s just what the OTHER chicken was thinking!

This will be used a lot this election year

I have spent my life trying to avoid idiots, dullards, and jerks. That’s why I don’t understand the current obsession with social media where you can’t avoid them.

Yesterday a RW troll claimed that John Wilkes Booth was a socialist. Ai-yi-yi.

I wish I had this on a T-shirt!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Reply: “Obviously, you’ve mistaken me for a mirror.”

I think this should be a poster, like those ones that contain inspirational sayings.

Subtle.