FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 06, 2020

there needs to be two coffee makers in the Fox household: one for Roger and another for Peter

Roger likes his coffee chewy

I don’t blame Peter. Math tests require extra strength coffee!

My cousin, who was in the same class as me, used to live across the hall from me and we’d walk to school together. My mom would always know when I had a big test. She’d show up 30 minutes early.

My son was in High School when he gave my Nuclear Coffee its’ name

He was working overnights at Burger King and going to school during the day, I brewed a pot for each of us

Now he’s going to have to pee during his math test. Twice.

Coffee isn’t strong enough until it passes the “Green Acres” test

I don’t know why but when my older sister would make coffee it was strong enough to pour itself. Nobody but her liked coffee that way, so she had her own coffeemaker.

My best friend and I would study together, late into the night, washing down NoDoze tablets with black coffee. Yeah, we were wide awake, but slept through all the morning classes.

So sip some, Roger, and open your friggin’ eyes when you talk to Peter.

It is hard to drink coffee when the cup has caffeine shakes.

Must be DoctorToon’s Nuclear Coffee.