Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for January 05, 2020

My New Year’s Resolutions: 1. Call her up a thousand times a day. 2. Ask her if she’ll marry me, some old-fashioned way.

Sounds kind of that one “Daddy’s Home” strip a few days ago: the son — or daughter in THIS case — resolved to be less forgetful.

Yesterday’s strip would have been a better Sunday strip.

Remember: Clean your ROOM!

Low resolution resolutions seem reasonable based on reported typical success rates.

Low resolution describes most people’s New Year’s resolutions by this point of the calendar.

Sanity, thy name is Frank.

“low resolution” Ha! A printing joke!

So Luann & I shared the same resolutions – however I didn’t waste any paper.

Luann: “Here’s one resolution: Try not to use so many puns this year”.

Try thing to do better in everything I should do better in, don’t sweat anything else.

I made a resolution many years ago, and so far, I have been keeping it. My resolution was to not make any more resolutions.

Oh goody, another “look how scatterbrained Luann is” punchline. This is why newspaper strips are a dying art form.

Harumph!

No “resolution” about not spending so much time on Social Media.

Looks like Lu WON’T be “unfriendling” the Gun and Bets Show anytime soon! ;)

Resolution #6: There is NO! resolution #6.

Is it me or did he get lazy drawing the lower half of her body cuz they don’t seem to be normal?

LOTS of room for improvement then.

My resolution is the same as last year, 1280 x1024.

I like Luann’s spirit. She always wants to test herself.

How about “grow up!”

Happy MMXX!

Happy New Year ! And kudos to all those who made and kept resolutions. I resolve to learn to watercolor and to work more on my writing, especially my book.

My resolution is to expand my creative outlet on animation and comics.

How about “I resolve to move out of the house finally and get my own place”?

That blank sheet of paper goes well with her mind. Both blank!!

“Knowing The Score”

“You Say You Want A Resolution, Well, You Know” (♪♫)

“Memory Blank”

“The Resolution Will Not Be Well-Advised!”

“My — TA-DA! — List”

Resolution #9: write a bizarre music collage for the White Album.

resolution #4: come up with better T-shirt designs for the fans.

Well duh….

BTW – Experts are warning that you should NOT “abbreviate” this year like Greg has done – it’s very easy to change 1/5/20 into 1/5/2011 (If a crook wants to back date something like the start of a loan) or into 1/5/2035 (if a crook wants to forward date something, like the termination of a contract.)

They don’t last.

Maybe Luann should vow not to spend time following her friends’ and their lives on social media, i.e. living vicariously through other peoples’ lives instead of living her own social life.

dumb

It appear Luann’s resolve, dissolved.

Here’s a new years resolution: stop trying do a resolution as you’re not impressing anyone. All you’re doing is annoying people with your attempts to feel better about yourself, then you get all annoyed when you realize you have already failed at keeping a resolution.

Droll, Francis, droll.

Luann, New Rule #1: write everything down (courtesy of my Olde Time math teacher, who called it his Wednesday Rule—Wed, you see?)!

And as the nocturnal beavers once again build a dam across my stream of consciousness, I say, “Free Tiffany.” She is not Humpty Dumpty, she is a great bimbo. Let her shine once again.