The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 12, 2020

Not just a shoe a duplex !

I’ve wondered if there was a connection between those stories!!!

Jack sold the other shoe to some little tramp named Charlie, who ate for a month!

The giant got a little owie on his knee.

Ho, ho, ho…

to jack, the shoes weren’t worth a hill of beans…

Isn’t anyone going to ask how she got so many children?

Aha. I knew it!

Watch that first step!

A different version of “Stalking”!

She’s gonna need a bigger shoe. There’s no way she will fit.

That’s actually Ed Sullivan. It’s a…

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Really big shoe!

EYEAHHHHHHHHH!!!

Wondered all these years where she got the giant shoes…..killed off the giant…but where’s the goose that laid the golden eggs?

So now she has sole ownership?

And Jack received the first of many royalties on his purchase of the beans…

4 finger discount.

It’s still not big enough to live in.

Paul Bunyan’s on Line 2. He’s asking if Babe has been around there lately.

Next step: Call Chip and Joanna for a shoe rehab.

Not true. Somebody just planted this story.

That’s how she was able to live well on a shoestring budget.

Oh man. It’s gonna cost a fortune to get ServPro out there. Complete disinfection, mold mitigation and who knows what else. Plus a full interior renovation.

Title insurance alone is going to be a real chore. And what about legal heirs? And the laws about profiting from a crime. He was breaking and entering with intent to burgle, ended up killing the homeowner in the process.

Walk away Mrs Old Woman, walk away.

What? No more green beans in the market? Oh yes, there’s the murder too.

This is funny. And some of the puns are funny. :D