Pickles by Brian Crane for January 18, 2020

No doubt his feet are in worse condition. Pearl are you going to offer to give him a manicure and pedicure?

My nails don’t get chewed up from scratching. Even if it is too much.

My nails get chewed up from… well… chewing. The skin, on the other hand is rough and difficult because it’s handled a lot of years doing a lot of things, many of them kind of rough and a lot of them in the sun.

My hands are rough and scratchy from doing dishes ever since the dishwasher died.

Nail salons are everywhere these days!

This woman is a plague.

Probably best not to know where he’s been scratching for all these years!

and scratching isn’t work?

Opal you said words that do not go well together … Earl and Work !

More men get mani-pedis than you know…..go for it!

Anyone know what Earl did for work when he was working?

@Grace Earl was a Dinosaur duster by trade.

HOLY BALLS!

I never realized what a nag she is.

The woman is just abusive…

An old man’s prerogative.. and one of the few pleasures left to him

This strip was so stressful, I couldn’t even finish chewing off my toenail.

Opal’s been on a rampage lately !!!! lol

Earl should build a wall.

You set yourself up there Earl.