Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for January 05, 2020

Good thing Broomy was only a few feet off the ground. Any higher after hitting the ground she would have a bigger crack than what she has now.

Use your seat belt.

Broomie, I’d like you to blow into this tube.

Better lay off all that pizza, BROOMY….

Great horny toads! That smarts!

I’ll never see the word “boink” the same way again.

OK Who waxed the broom handle!?

instead of a “spring in her step” she has a “spring in her bum”

Beware of falling Broomies.

Now, the true test of friendship.. who.. is going to kiss it better?

That’s the fast way to straighten out your hemorrhoids…

Better checque Broomie for brain damage.

Had she complained of a headache, she would have verified the assumption that her brains were in her butt.

Oy! Broomie, you MUST install seatbelts on that old thing!

Boy. Does she have a Tsore Ass.