Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for January 08, 2020

So road rage goes way back. Don’t you just hate it when they cut in front of you and then poop on the road?

Who still drives on the left in order to draw out their right-handed weapon? (Must’ve been quite the toothache for that German dental patient.)

“There you go, Dracula. One less fang.”

So, in 18th century England they hadn’t invented the plaster garden gnome yet.

Fangs a lot, buddy.

I’ve heard of getting “long in the tooth,” but that was ridiculous.

Lax Mucas Is that doctor related to George Lucas? Did he pull that tooth out of the tallest man in the world?

Take care and may God bless.

Is Dr. Max a vet?

Perhaps today’s wealthy estate owners would consider hiring homeless people to live in their gardens.

Yet in jousting, one enters the lists on the right hand side so that your shield arm faces your opponent.

Does that mean that driving on the right, gave rise to road rage?

Phrase of the week: ”Ornamental Hermit”XD

OK, I get the druid-for-hire thing, but did they really have to go unwashed? Is that so guests would stay far away from them?

What was Dr. Lucas trying to pull?

Take care and may God bless.

England, Japan, Australia etc.

I draw my sword with a pencil…

It’s always been my understanding that troops walked on the right side of the road so that their shields would be facing people coming the opposite direction.

The next morning, employees found Dr. Lucas dead on the floor of one of the dental care rooms. He had a single puncture mark on his neck and was drained of all blood.

So, that’s what the wealthy Brits squandered their wealth on. The wealth they looted from all the colonial territories they ruined and exploited.

The ornamental hermits were eventually replaced by ceramic garden gnomes.

And the hermits would provide free fertilizer for the gardens.

So where in the Druidic traditions is it held that you should not wash or cut your nails?

US drive-by shootings are mostly from the passenger seat. There are still many countries that drive on the left, look it up.

In many American cities we have Ornamental Winos…

a 1.4 inch tooth? That’s nothing!

Driving on the left side still is the norm.

Dr. Lucas actually got into the Guinness records for this! https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/10/30/146-inch-tooth-pulled-by-dentist-declared-worlds-longest-by-Guinness/7771572455332/