Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 09, 2020

How about MAC AND ME: THE MUSICAL?

Next up, “How do you solve a problem like IKEA”?

Sounds more like “Swede’s Side Story”.

Ugh, another IKEA reference in the funny pages within the last month. For the record, IKEA is really Dante’s 9th circle. If you’ve never shopped there, believe me, you get stuck in an endless loop along with the other retail drones. The only thing waiting for you at the end is Swedish meatballs and lingonberries.

Is the printing on the show Tix translated from Chinese, too?

The sunkist’ll come out Tomorrow Bet your bottom dollar That tomorrow There’ll be sunkist!

Oh, I got plenty o’ Nutella And Nutella’s plenty for me

The theme song shall be “My Ikea” sung to the tune of “My Sharona” with driving guitar riffs and very, very questionable lyrics.

Pinkish borrow OTH’S Cow and aim for the Tuna Muncher ;-)

I bet Rob’s medicine cabinet is filled with aspirin.

The obvious would be “Cats” a Bucky Cat spoof.

Anyone else sing it? LOL!

“Don’t Cry For Me My Ikea”.

West Side Story already references Buick in the song “America” (I’ll take a Buick to San Juan…). I prefer diarrhea to Ikea any day, so I’ll stand behind my lyrics from yesterday. That was prescient, given today, but of course I knew that in advance :)

“love that Bobcat” an old car commercial, and I still have one! (1980)

“Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Sells Your Brand Story”…

Logorama – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAKopCwGlcc

A show called “Reel Blondes” (and it’s successor, “Wigged Out”) did a song of this. The show made puns of pop songs from the past and present as it loosely told a story. Every year was different.

Climb every mountain, FORD every stream . . .