Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for January 15, 2020

P1: seems like “watha” Irby and Tom Muench are proposing some sort of relaxation technique, Irby seems to be signaling for the 10 inch road loofah.

Mop, not sure if the Madison custodian shows up at the union meetings, but that’s a lot of grout… any grievances filed?

P1, He’ll be feeling lofahed soon enough.

P2, Oh, they’ll get him something in the showers alright.

P3, Same old game is exactly what he’s “edgy” about, ’Watha.

Are they all psych majors?

O.K. gang. Here’s what we know. #1 is Hiawatha James. Starting the 2018 (present snarkers time continuum) season, “Watha” became the catcher on the baseball team. Check out P3. Is he the only left handed throwing catcher in The Valley? Gotcha R & W.

That Mr. T is quite the trendsetter these days.

the diabetic on the team avoids all dextrous, he’s insulinated

Does everybody on the team know what Gil talked about to Chris in private after he pulled him from class early so they could be alone?

Watha is one dumb a$$ nickname.

Weren’t the Olympics held in Muench in ’72?

Does Tom talk funny and think his name is ‘Walter’?

Wait, isn’t Chris the point guard? So he already has the ball, Tom and ’Watha (stupid name) need to get the ball from him in order to get him the ball. And Gil already coached him for those 3 minutes, so everything should be hunky dory now.

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