Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 31, 2019

In all seriousness, what would unicorn toast even taste like? Would you spread unicorn butter on it?

And may many pizza places get an influx of business from people trying the “I ordered this last decade.” joke.

uh… happy new year to you too, Marigold and her fellow unicorns

Too many words, Marigold!

Mari has a point there!

“Our way is better”. Marigold shows how like a human she is every time that she compliments humans but claims that the unicorn way is better.

Marigold’s head, as opposed to her horn, is actually more rounded than pointy, too.

“Bless Its Pointed Little Head” by Jefferson Airplane. One of the great live albums in rock and roll history. Also one of the all-time great album covers.

Bless your pointy little haid, Marigold.

Happy New Year Dana. May 2020 be as wonderful for you as you have made 2019 wonderful for us. Thank you, Phoebe and, last but not least, Marigold Heavenly Nostrils.

May we all become more like unto a unicorn in the coming year!

I’ll see you all next year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGzgPt9-_DY

I recall many times hearing (and saying) “Yeah, you have a point there. Right in the middle of your forehead!‍” I’m not sure I ever understood why that was a put-down, but it definitely was.

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