Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 14, 2020

I never remember my mistakes. Why should 2 people bother remembering the same thing?

You don’t even have to do that much these days. Just ask on social media!

Just take a breath in the wrong way. And the so-called “Social Media” will know about it and tell the world all about it sometime from now to fifty years, or more, from now.

Another Pluggers – Shoe crossover? :-P

He needn’t marry. He just needs to find a woman whom he doesn’t like because she tells him what’s wrong with him and then give her a house. Done & dusted.

Why bother getting married? Just give her the house, the car and half your bank account, and be done with it! She gonna get them anyway.

That’s about right

….and tell you,and tell you…ad infinatum! ;o{

Okay, as a life-long single, I just gotta ask: why do some people think that other people will change "for the better) as soon as they get married? (Some do change for the worse, of course. . .) I mean, seriously, if s/he is messy when you meet and go together, do you think that’s going to change once you say “I do”????

Married men don’t really live longer. . . . . it just seems that way.

Isn’t that obvious, Cosmo? Just look at you….

“’That’s what I pay a woman doctor to do.”

I really like this strip, but come on….this is recycled almost exactly from a 2/20/15 strip…