Sadly.. with Moscow Mitch failing to stop this madness.. this impeachment now gives the trump unlimited opportunity to carry on.. get impeached twice.. so what.. go for three or four..
Buck up, Donnie John, there’s every indication that your Russian operatives in the Senate have no intention of convicting you, and the clueless Russian tools that elected you in 2016 appear to have every intention of re-electing you in 2020. The various Russian operatives in the various state legislatures are busily purging voter rolls and enacting new voter registration rules making it harder for minorities to vote.
Donnie John, your faithful minions are hard at work, even as we speak, to try to get you re-elected in 2020 – have faith, and who knows, you might grow to “love” the sweater, thoughtful Americans have crafted for you.
(You might wonder about all the “Russian” crud I’ve been throwing around. Simply note that it’s becoming increasingly apparent that not only is Trump under Russian control, but that, for the past several years the majority of the money flowing into America’s very own domestic terrorist organization, the National Rifle Association, has been from Russian oligarchs, for the purpose of “buying” American politicians – just because we convicted and deported the Russian “gun moll”, Maria Butina, doesn’t mean the money’s stopped pouring in – they’ve just temporarily diverted it to different outputs – that million dollars Russia sent to Lev Parnas, an associate of Trump’s lawyer, Giuliani, wasn’t donated to maintain Lev’s lifestyle – remember the federal charges Lev is facing.)
He’s gone so far off the deep end (and evidenced by his 6-page ranting letter to Pelosi) that they should added straps on the ends of the sleeves and buckles in the back!
If coal was a thing (which it used to be, back in the 1800’s), Trump could find a lump of these in his stocking. (By the way, one of the women he has had sex with ((voluntarily)) calls him "Tiny. Does this mean that his feet, like his hands, and like his………..are small?)
Is there a requirement to turn the impeachment over to the Senate? Since McConnell and several other Repub Senators have said that they will coordinate with Trump rather than even pretend to do their jobs and have a real trial, then they need to recuse themselves before an impeachment trial starts. If that is not agreed to, then block the Senate trial. Then bring forward MORE impeachment charges – start with the multiple violations of the emoluments clause.
sipsienwa Premium Member over 4 years ago
If the ugly sweater fits ……
Masterskrain Premium Member over 4 years ago
DEAL WITH IT, YOU LYING TRAITOR!!!!
Dtroutma over 4 years ago
Perfect fit there.
Concretionist over 4 years ago
Best Xmas sweater EVER !
Daeder over 4 years ago
The sleeves should be a lot longer, with buckles and straps.
Zev over 4 years ago
And, even better, there’s a no-return policy.
Ontman over 4 years ago
He’s never looked better.
DHBirr over 4 years ago
I’m GLAD, Dotard!
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
It’s perfect! Just what the country needed! well 1/2 of it anyways….
Diamond Lil over 4 years ago
Yeah, well WE love it!
Joan Tinnin Premium Member over 4 years ago
Fits perfectly
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 4 years ago
Sadly.. with Moscow Mitch failing to stop this madness.. this impeachment now gives the trump unlimited opportunity to carry on.. get impeached twice.. so what.. go for three or four..
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
This will go down on your permanent record.
WestNYC Premium Member over 4 years ago
We love it !
FreyjaRN Premium Member over 4 years ago
It’s the perfect fit and it’s definitely his color. I wonder if it has a yellow stripe down the back?
Librarylady over 4 years ago
He’ll be wearing it for the rest of his useless life.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 4 years ago
That’s a shame, because it looks SO good on you!
Packratjohn Premium Member over 4 years ago
Need a boost to your day? Just remember this; trump woke up this morning in his new role as an impeached president.
sandflea over 4 years ago
It’s perfect. Well deserved.
ideations over 4 years ago
It is soooooooo you!
wellis1947 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Buck up, Donnie John, there’s every indication that your Russian operatives in the Senate have no intention of convicting you, and the clueless Russian tools that elected you in 2016 appear to have every intention of re-electing you in 2020. The various Russian operatives in the various state legislatures are busily purging voter rolls and enacting new voter registration rules making it harder for minorities to vote.
Donnie John, your faithful minions are hard at work, even as we speak, to try to get you re-elected in 2020 – have faith, and who knows, you might grow to “love” the sweater, thoughtful Americans have crafted for you.
(You might wonder about all the “Russian” crud I’ve been throwing around. Simply note that it’s becoming increasingly apparent that not only is Trump under Russian control, but that, for the past several years the majority of the money flowing into America’s very own domestic terrorist organization, the National Rifle Association, has been from Russian oligarchs, for the purpose of “buying” American politicians – just because we convicted and deported the Russian “gun moll”, Maria Butina, doesn’t mean the money’s stopped pouring in – they’ve just temporarily diverted it to different outputs – that million dollars Russia sent to Lev Parnas, an associate of Trump’s lawyer, Giuliani, wasn’t donated to maintain Lev’s lifestyle – remember the federal charges Lev is facing.)
fusilier over 4 years ago
Merry Impeachmas, and a Happy Conviction.
fusilier
James 2:24
StewS2 over 4 years ago
He’s gone so far off the deep end (and evidenced by his 6-page ranting letter to Pelosi) that they should added straps on the ends of the sleeves and buckles in the back!
Bonita Voigt over 4 years ago
That is not an ugly sweater… it’s a beautiful sweater!
Godfreydaniel over 4 years ago
If coal was a thing (which it used to be, back in the 1800’s), Trump could find a lump of these in his stocking. (By the way, one of the women he has had sex with ((voluntarily)) calls him "Tiny. Does this mean that his feet, like his hands, and like his………..are small?)
Godfreydaniel over 4 years ago
Usually things (and sweaters, and treason) for Trump are “perfect” not merely “beautiful”………
stamps over 4 years ago
It fits.
1MadHat Premium Member over 4 years ago
I’d almost wager good money that Rob has had this one drawn for at least a few days.
Scoutmaster77 over 4 years ago
You’ll wear it and like it!
Monchoxyz over 4 years ago
I would prefer convicted.
garcalej over 4 years ago
Awe, but it looks GREAT on you!
Daniel II over 4 years ago
But it fits you so well donnie.
Nantucket Premium Member over 4 years ago
Is there a requirement to turn the impeachment over to the Senate? Since McConnell and several other Repub Senators have said that they will coordinate with Trump rather than even pretend to do their jobs and have a real trial, then they need to recuse themselves before an impeachment trial starts. If that is not agreed to, then block the Senate trial. Then bring forward MORE impeachment charges – start with the multiple violations of the emoluments clause.
phredturner over 4 years ago
He Hates alot