Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for December 31, 2019

Mullets in Milford!

Nice floor Mop.

People with nostalgic memories of high school are pitiful…

Nice move perhaps. Or nice shot selection. But sorry kid, “bonk” off the front of the rim from short range is by no means a nice shot.

P1, This ahole better not get all snarky about Mop’s bright, shiny floor if he knows what’s good for him.

P2, You do know that they don’t vote for valedictorian, right Chris.

P3, Gil told me it was a nice shot and that’s that.

Mohawk taller than Chris — will he go out for team?

I was going to predict the bully ridiculing him for losing the game, despite the fact that there was no way in hell he would have went to the game. Double no way with it being an away game. Although I suppose it probably was the lead story on Milford’s local TV news.

Sam Finn seems quite fit. No ill effects from that football concussion. Is he Marcell Irby’s backup center?

In all reality, in 2020 we will see Chris win over the bullies with his good nature

P 1.5: “…nice haircut, douche-muffin…”

P2: John Stamos still in High School?

No fun at all…..just like this storyline.

Next time Chris will break out his MC Hammer dance moves while peening the Hawk with his Stanley 16 oz. claw hammer. The Blowtop Model.

I still don’t get what the story is…

Blow top mad story again

Tomorrow…a quick time out or nary a mention?Discuss…

We got a quick timeout and Merry Christmas and that felt like a huge victory. All is quiet on New Years Day. According to that U2 guy.

I’m stunned that nobody mentioned it, but wtf is with Sam’s hand in P2? Fortunately, Mopped Up Thorp addresses it.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

P2 thought balloon: “ yeah…. I sure am a d*ck”