Bliss by Harry Bliss for December 28, 2019

Yeah, except my version had a rabbi and the show runner for “The Big Bang Theory.”

“A priest, a rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. The barman says ‘Is this some kind of a joke?” A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says,”We don’t serve food here.” (Tommy Cooper. YouTube if you’re not already a fan.)

Stop.

Heard it.

“A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar”…you’d think one of them would have ducked!

And who did the hand belong to that was holding the raisins ?

Awww, now you can’t go printing a comic like that and not give us the punch line! I’d like to know how that joke ends!

Two Irishmen walk out of a pub.

It could happen.

Would you excuse us? We have to say hello to the Johnsons over there.

must be the California Raisins

I cannot believe he brought up raisins.

now I want to hear the punchline

People of color are offended by the inference of raisins.

A fascist, a conman, and a pervert walk into a bar.

Bartender says "What’ll you have, Mr. “President”?

This makes me miss the man and his dog.

It is good to see folks of color in this comic. Tho I’m generally not in favor of diversity for the sake of it, I have noticed that Bliss for years only had white people with dark hair.

Oh, that old one.

“I thought he said meatloaf!!”

Wash your hands and give me a bag of jelly beans.