Brian McFadden for December 09, 2019

This is why you should start covering the smart TV in your bedroom with a blanket!

“Open the Freezer Door, Hal.”

“I’m sorry Dave, I can’t do that…”

Hal…….. Is that you?

could have done with the visual of the smart toilet

Robert Burns > Quotes: O would some power the giftie gie us to see ourselves as others see us. (O would some power the gift to give us to see ourselves as others see us.)

I don’t buy corn syrup or other sugared, processed foods. And when I lived in a place that had self checkout I either avoided the machines or paid myself.

I started using coffee pods because I don’t use ground coffee fast enough to avoid it going stale. I’ve always thought there must be some way to make those pods recyclable.! Since we have plastic recycling in my area, I take the pods apart and recycle the plastic part.

A smart toilet that can analyze your waste and alert you to potential health problems is already being developed. Hopefully, it’ll work better than the self-checkout stands.

“Please place buttocks in the dumping area” (sits down) “Unknown buttocks in dumping area!”

The guy straining in the last panel should have been tweeting.

Well done, Brian ♥

Several at-home medical test kits are now available. What could possibly go wrong?

I’ve often wondered what the guys who empty my recycling bin think about all the bottles. Should I be proud or ashamed?