Gary Markstein for December 05, 2019

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    Daeder  over 4 years ago

    “All the time and energy I save by not being a traitorous douche-bag really allows me to finely hone my coloquialistic banter!”

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Many a pickle makes a mickle.

    That one’s approximately the same age as the USA.

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    mourdac Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Still infinitely better than the slime currently in office. Whomever the Dems nominate, people need to get behind to rid the U.S. of the pox currently afflicting it.

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    Durak Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I’d rather have him speak his language that to try and be “hep”.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 4 years ago

    Its better than traitor Trump’s constant torrent of vicious lies.

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    Bookworm  over 4 years ago

    That reminds me. I need to clean out my refrigerator.

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    preacherman  over 4 years ago

    I’d much rather have a president that says arcane old sayings like zippity-doo-dah and 23 skidoo than what belches from our present resident of the WH.

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    MaryBethJavorek1  over 4 years ago

    I can understand “mullarkey” and his other words that he uses. Has anyone ever found the definition of Covfefe yet?

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    Peabody Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Don’t take any wooden nickels!

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    Diamond Lil  over 4 years ago

    I’d rather hear out-dated phrases than mocking a man in a wheelchair or bragging about the latest grab of a woman’s private parts or calling war heroes cowards or the incessant whining that comes out of Il Douche’s mouth

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    lobo1939  over 4 years ago

    Still it’s sad that he reminesses that “I know those guys. I can work with them,” when all he needs to do is watch the impeachment hearing for one hour and tell me how he would work with Gym Jordan or Doug Collins.

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    Madzdad the bard  over 4 years ago

    Still better than the sh!t the president says.

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    HouseApe  over 4 years ago

    I think “skedaddle” works better than “23 skidoo” in this sentence.

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    TaraCurry  over 4 years ago

    At least he’s saying words you can say on television.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 4 years ago

    It becomes obvious that crooked liar Trump had a plan to discredit Biden. He had people go to several countries including Italy, the UK and the Ukraine and publicly asked China to investigate Biden. Trump did not even care if a real investigation was going on, he just wanted them to announce one so it would appear Biden was a super criminal under world wide investigation.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Still would be a much, much better president than the one we’re stuck with now……..

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    DeepState  over 4 years ago

    The only phrases before Joe’s time were written in Shakespearean English….

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