Matt Wuerker for December 03, 2019

I’ll take quaint over Criminal any day of the week.

If we need a bit of nostalgia to combat Treason then find me my bow tie and pork pie-straw hat.

Anyone — ANYONE — but Trump.

I understand the House republicans are thinking of “raising” Hunter & Joe Biden up during the Impeachment proceedings both in the House Judiciary Committee and in the Senate when the Impeachment gets there.

While I’m sure this makes for good “theater” (on a totally ‘sophomoric’ level, of course), I see no reason to bring the former Vice President or his son into the Impeachment proceedings, since they are in no way germane!

If someone could explain to me WHY the Bidens should even be MENTIONED in the Trump impeachment proceedings, I would truly appreciate it, since I, personally, see absolutely no connection, whatsoever!

To my mind, it appears to be an exceedingly juvenile “Oh Look, a Squirrel” attempt, so, obviously, I need someone more in tune with the mental processes of a republican to explain it to me.

Anyone out there willing to admit they ‘understand’ the mental processes of a Congressional republican well enough to venture an explanation behind this particular stupidity. (Please note, I’ve ALREADY used the "Bat-sh*t Crazy " excuse while explaining Senator Kennedy’s ridiculous “Ukraine Defense” and I’d rather NOT use that one again unless I have to.)

What’s wrong with a few retro phrases? I think it’s the bee’s knees! (Hey, cool…the site’s grammar-correct had changed that to “bee’s knee surgery.”)

Yes, it’s time for Uncle Joe to sit back and advise the new generation.

I suspect a Lot of people would actually Laugh out loud if he really did start holding Rallies like that.

I’m not as bothered by Biden’s use of dated language, as his out of date ideas about Republicans engaging in any sort of bipartisan government.

He’s not “bad” as some people say, buy he’s not inspiring, nor realistic about the current state of the Senate.

It is obvious to old Democrats why Iowa and New Hampshire gets first primaries. Because of an accident of state demographics, they are the nearest we can get to the white primaries outlawed in 1944.

no malarkey? oh, fiddle faddle…

Why did he run? Didn’t his friends and advisers warn him? So much baggage, an aging moderate base.

Its not in the cards. Unless the convention goes to a brokered event, and even then it is unlikely they would choose Joe.

When I saw the bus my heart sank. “Malarkey” was a word from my grandfather’s youth. How will all the young people take it? Seems like a huge turn off. Who let him do that? Who thought that was a good idea?

It’s ironic that hipster turds are buying lots of record players that you can by vinyl at Target, Best Buy and Wal-Mart now….

I’m putting on my top hat, tying up my white tie, dusting off my tails . . .

Biden is unacceptable as a candidate. He just not entertaining enough.

For those of you who think your votes don’t count know that they do. Trump would not have went out on such a limb to get dirt on a possible political opponent if it was totally rigged. however they can manipulate the vote if it’s close enough.