Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 02, 1988

Transcript:

Peppermint Patty stands on the pitcher's mound. Marcie asks, "Sir, why do I always have to play right field?"<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty says, "It's traditional . . The worst player always plays right field, and you're our worst player . ."<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty says, "But you wear your glove well, Marcie." Marcie sulks and walks away. Marcie says, "Thank you, sir . . I appreciate the compliment."<BR><BR>