Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 14, 2019

I’d actually give Andy an Über, a Lyft, or a taxi.

@Number Three Today’s strip is slightly funny , our Hero Mr Andrew Capp asking for a pillow plus another pint leaves me puzzled as to how Andy can drink the beer in that prone position , with a straw maybe ? :o) my avatar today shows that soldiiers that protect us from evil terrorists are humane too and love kittens , how was your day ? ours is busy , but rainy and very windy with trees being uprooted , but we have no errands outside the house that can’t wait , have fun and thanks for caring pal

Why a pillow? When Andy gets into that situation he doesn’t feel anything anyway. Although he will feel the hangover in the morning.

Andy’s fallin’ down on the job, again!

Don’t forget the straw, Jack. As Norm remarked on Cheers, “I’m a believer.”

In America it’s illegal for a bartender to serve an intoxicated paton. A felony if that patron goes on to hurt/harm/kill someone.

In all my drinking career,I don’t remember being on a bar floor.Back then we had Peruvian marching dust to keep us drinking.Wore off eventually,though ;~|

One Saturday night a guy was brought to our fire station, with weakness, tremors, and feeling really out of sorts. They asked him if he’d eaten, and he said he had a can of soup on Thursday. They asled if he’d been drinking, and he said yes, but I ran out of booze last night. They asked him when he started drinking, he said “Tuesday” and they fireman’s like “No, when did you start before you stopped?” and I said “Tuesday. He’s got the D.T.s!” They sent him to the hospital. I said they should have just sent him to the bar in the cellar!

On the positive side he’s in no shape to wander into the canal.

Forget the pillow and get the funnel. No spills then.

Andy would have been evicted from the pub before he got in that state.

I wonder who would win in a drinking contest between Andy and Bung from The Wizard of Id.