Eek! by Scott Nickel for December 05, 2019

So that means he won’t have the strength to do much around the house!!!!?!

love the bat calendar!

Lex Luthor Liquid Laundry Detergent.

Horse … head … bookends!

I have a pair of Guinea fowl named Lois and Clark.

Wouldn’t he be dead, then?

But it’s the only way to take super dirt out of your super clothes Thanks God you use your underware over the tights

How do yo wash a suit accidentally in kryptonite?

The rarest of elements, yet almost everyone seems to have a sample.

And he is now a strong as Batman.

Green is definitely not your color, Superguy….

Considering the bat-calendar I’m guessing that she having an affair and is trying to get rid of him.

If she did throw kryptonite into the wash, then she’s apparently stumbled onto a previously unknown method he can use to protect himself against the debilitating effects of kryptonite radiation — simple laundry detergent and water.

“No, Genius, I washed it with your green socks.” (And don’t tell me Superman doesn’t wear green socks, unless you have x-ray vision and can see what he’s wearing on his feet inside the red boots.)

So, suspecting that the suit was somehow impregnated with kryptonite, he (1) put it on anyway, and (2) didn’t happen to notice that it didn’t weaken him or have any other ill effects? Supes, you’re not running on all cylinders today, are you?