There was a joke in a Diary of a Wimpy kid book with Greg getting every high score in one of those fitness video games simply by holding the controller in his hand instead of his pocket. He thought better of confessing after seeing how much exercise his mom was getting trying to reach those numbers.
It’s interesting how even though a tail is practically universal among most vertebrates, we tailless humans can’t comprehend the idea of having one and being able to control it.
Do you think snakes have difficulty comprehending having legs? Or that birds have no idea what having teeth and lips is like?
One Halloween at the call center where I worked for some time, I added a tail as my costume and was completely casual about it, as if it wasn’t there. Drove people insane.
Averagemoe over 4 years ago
There was a joke in a Diary of a Wimpy kid book with Greg getting every high score in one of those fitness video games simply by holding the controller in his hand instead of his pocket. He thought better of confessing after seeing how much exercise his mom was getting trying to reach those numbers.
Sugar Bombs 95 over 4 years ago
It’s interesting how even though a tail is practically universal among most vertebrates, we tailless humans can’t comprehend the idea of having one and being able to control it.
Do you think snakes have difficulty comprehending having legs? Or that birds have no idea what having teeth and lips is like?
Jungle Empress over 4 years ago
Unicorns cheat at things? This is clearly unheard of!
codycab over 4 years ago
Don’t you just love the tail wagging?
andacar over 4 years ago
This is the second time Phoebe has had a tail. I bet the next time she’ll ask for it to be permanent.
Antiyonder over 4 years ago
I’m not jealous of their tails and am offended at the insinuation anyone makes about me being so.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 4 years ago
And it increases butt views, too, apparently.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 4 years ago
She still has her Goblin tail?!
Enter.Name.Here over 4 years ago
“These things are just the best!”
One moment later the spell wears off and her tail goes POOF!
“Awwwww!”
SanjLeone over 4 years ago
Is it too weird to say I’ve always thought having one would be cool?
asrialfeeple over 4 years ago
Humans invented the cheating at step counting a LONG time before this.
WaitingMan over 4 years ago
I take my step counter to the hardware store and hook it up to the paint can shaker. Give it a nervous breakdown.
Wichita1.0 over 4 years ago
One Halloween at the call center where I worked for some time, I added a tail as my costume and was completely casual about it, as if it wasn’t there. Drove people insane.
Khatkhattu Premium Member over 4 years ago
Careful Phoebe, mom might decide to put you to work dusting the furniture.
Snoots over 4 years ago
By unicorn logic… if a Unicorn thought of it, it can’t be wrong.
Mr. Organization over 4 years ago
The SCWAFFINS needs to be attached to the leg of an equine – probably around the gaskin or forearm – not the tail.
craigwestlake over 4 years ago
The way Phoebe’s tail is drawn makes me think she could make a living digging ditches…
josh_bisbee over 4 years ago
Hope that tail is gone before she has to go back to school.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 4 years ago
She really likes that tail.
The Ever-Convenient Object's Shopping Mall almost 4 years ago
I know, right? I wear a tail. It needs sewing but I don’t care. I don’t even take it off when I go swimming. ALL HUMANS NEED TAILS