Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 10, 2019

Not to mention many wastecoats.

I bet there’s a state where it’s illegal to put clothing on vegetables

I don’t see any peas getting coated!

Next came the watercress dress….

Oy

I don’t know what she’s making but they don’t look like British navy wool coats to me.

Bob

I think I’ll pass on this one, but I guess there’s some consolation that it’s not a PEEcoat.

That almost looks like a maxi pad on her sewing machine. Could that be the beginning of a new type of Depends?