Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 09, 2019

Sign it “Banksy” and your chances may improve significantly.

Nonsense – you provided a protective wax coating to the wall’s paint! You’re doing a service!

Act like an adult! Tape a banana to the wall!

It would probably get you into art college.

My siblings and I drew pictures on the walls and ceiling of the family playhouse, and always got nice presents for Christmas.

Remove that helmet, kid; before you get suffocated in it.

OR be like a another ADULT and EAT IT.

Your life is ruined! Might as well turn into an outlaw.

I’ve never understood the pride and utter stupidity of people who do something illegal, and either post a brag, or a VIDEO, of it on the Internet.

Duh…

Ads for lawyers will follow her social media for the rest of her life!

Points for it being such a happy, positive painting?

She just needs to add a note dedicating the work to her Mom and she’ll be golden.

Best to think about those repercussions before they happen.

It’s not “Scribbling on the wall”. It is “Creating a Mural”.

Once you head down the path to evil, only a good lawyer is apt to save you.

On the other hand, Pam might do it with one hand.

Welcome to the Orwellian promise …

Too late – rage addicts have already sent it viral.

I don’t know… when I was little they put everything on my “permanent record” and I never heard a word about it again.

it’s approaching that