Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for December 02, 2019

You are what you eat

Sophie, you’re toast

Did Sophie share? I hope so.

Does everyone know The Conjurers has restarted? Spread the word!

Once, my furry girl Misty walked thru the room carrying a whole loaf of bread in her mouth.

Stick a fork in her.

She’ll only get you in trouble

You learn to not leave a sandwich anywhere unguarded below table level in my house (dachshund & chiweenie.)

My pair of dogs (Siberian Husky and Japanese Spitz) once stole a takeout container of fried rice right off the kitchen table. We didn’t even notice it was gone until the next day when we realized we never had any. We then discovered a takeout container in the backyard. (This was summertime so we had the door open for ventilation and the dogs freely walked in and out – they were fairly clean and it hadn’t rained so we weren’t worried about mud getting tracked inside).

Not sure how they stole it, carried it outside or cleaned up all the evidence without anyone noticing, but I guess they shared a good meal.

But the carnage you left behind was worth it.

As my buddy, Heywood Banks would sing from Bob and Tom …."all around the world coast to coast…..YEAH TOAST!!!!