Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 05, 2019

Does Phoebe not remember being a goblin?

For some reason, the knowledge of what yarn tastes like carried over from the goblin brain.

welcome back to humanity, Phoebe

Ehh. Considering how doctoring works photo proof can be shaky.

I mean if one wants to they could use a doctored to claim that say Bruce Wayne or even Oliver Queen is the Green Arrow. Doesn’t make it a fact.

The real friends were Phoebe and Dakota, all along.

I know the word “scarf” means to gobble up, but it’s still the first time I’ve seen someone scarfing a scarf!

Dakota will be very happy to send her those photos and videos.

So…all said, just what have we accomplished from this little foray…other than the loss of a perfectly innocent scarf?

Blart blaãrt blart!

I still think it’d be funny if Phoebe kept her tail.

(dislikes dialogue by the character named “Dakota” in the last panel of the cartoon)

I dreamed I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.

Phoebe’s comment about yarn breath reminds me of the end of the Improbability Drive scene in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy movie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydEgrdaCBfw

Good thing she was still wearing far more clothing than most goblins.

At the size of that scarf she’ll be spitting booties for a week…

Well, they do say we should get more fiber in our diets.

I liked Pheobe better as a goblin..