Close to Home by John McPherson for December 06, 2019

She needs to talk to a higher authority.

That’s a pretty tall order.

She wants you to feel small.

I suspect she gets little respect from the workers in the office.

Napoleon complex?

Arr, by gor, it be the Munchkin…

She’s a micromanager!

Try to keep things in perspective.

Maybe she should be managing the little alien dude.. More her size.

Those Lilliputians can be hard to work for.

Oompa Loompa Doompity-Dain; You’re going to have to it again!

Ah jeez! There’s a trip to Human Resources coming for all the short jokes, I just know it. Oh well then, I might as well get one more in. Hey Boss! Life’s too short…..

Looks like she’s a little short on personality.

Wow! That looks just like my former boss – only she was much taller!

More like a nanomanager.

Life in the microbiology department office.