Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for December 09, 2019

Adam, Adam, have you no shame? Doc. Toon is already writing your Obit!

Do like the pro advertisers…FAKE IT! The burgers you get at fast foos places never look like the photos of them, right? Stick your own go-go juice in the mug instead so you can make an honest smile.

If you half to buy the coffee you’re using for the ad it’s a good sign that you’ve made a bad deal.

How really bad is that coffee?!

Switch it out for your favorite brand just before they film it. No one will be the wiser.

Not bad, Adam. You didn’t retch.

The store was out of our regular coffee last week, so my wife bought Folgers

By the time I’ve transformed it into my Nuclear Coffee, it all tastes pretty much the same

Lucille Ball had it down: “(smiling:) …and it’s so tasty, too! (makes hideous face; through her teeth:) Tastes just like candy!”

The wife needs to stand behind the cameras with a blow-up of the endorsement check, that will get a big smile.

Farmers Bounty. https://youtu.be/Fwi0bsJ5F8I

the smile works if you found a spider inside your mug…

It also looks like you’re ODing.

coffee is coffee, meh

If it’s the crystals, double the amount of coffee to water! Or maybe triple, I don’t think they would want you to eat the crystals with a spoon from the jar.

Try to convince them that you’re convulsing with joy.

Perhaps the name blocked the outward senses.

One’s honor and integrity are worth more than money.

You’re not really supposed to take a drink while filming the commercials, otherwise you’d be taking 40 millions sips for 40 million takes