The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 03, 2019

Old joke, but accurate. I had one of those alsol

And when she agreed to marry you, she was Miss Taken.

And always willing to justify her statement with the iron clad retort “Because!”.

The first time I heard this joke, I kicked the slats out of my playpen.

When our son married, hubby told him, “If you want to stay happy learn this one phrase: Yes, dear, you are right.”

My wife told me that I are entitled to my own opinion, just keep it to myself.

I know one thing after 38 years with my wife. And I think that’s the only thing I know, she knows the rest!

As old as that joke is, there’s obviously a lot of Mrs Always Rights

“I don’t need Google. I have a wife that knows everything.”