The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 02, 2019

You’re probably the only man who LIKES Mondays, Chief! ;P

Must be all those bags of money he has stashed around his desk.

Garfield would beg to differ with you, Veeblefester.

I love retirement, all the days smell good to me.

He especially loves entering his office, closing the door behind him and counting all his bags of money.

Maybe more of his employees shower on Mondays than on the following days.

You’re a sick man, Chief.

Another week of brutalizing the employees.

I love the smell of mayonnaise in the morning…

Send Garfield over to bite Veeblefester.

Only the boss – the BIG boss – would say that!