Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 06, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  over 4 years ago

    Sounds more like kryptonite.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Rat has joined AA.

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    B UTTONS  over 4 years ago

    Sounds a lot like politicians running for an office and racking up huge debt.

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    Concretionist  over 4 years ago

    My super power is mediocrity. Not very exciting, but I do it very well !

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    gopher gofer  over 4 years ago

    when you’re drunk you defiantly show the world that you’re totally fearless about waking up the next morning feeling like you spent the previous night hitting yourself in the head with a ballpeen hammer over and over again…

    and proud of looking like the kind of fool that would do that, too…

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    serithinflight  over 4 years ago

    ask a glass of water what being drunk is like

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    Gent  over 4 years ago

    Your charisma is never compelling anyways, Rat.

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    mjb515  over 4 years ago

    More likea thinking you Sauron with the One Ring, and you are really Gollum without it.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Seriously, I NEVER have understood why some people who want to go out and have a good time in the evening, maybe get “lucky”, and score a date end up sitting at a bar and getting so slobbering, falling down snozzled that NO ONE wants to be within 10 feet of them. Then they wake up in the morning so sick that even their hair hurts! And that’s supposed to be fun?? Maybe the fact that I’m allergic to Beer, and HATE the taste of Alcohol has changed my point of view…

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Hiccup! Wha’d ya say?

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    Geophyzz  over 4 years ago

    A cautionary “tail” from rat.

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    Egrayjames  over 4 years ago

    Rats last comment….“and with a belly” should have been “and with a belly full of beer”. Oh yeah!

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    Ellis97  over 4 years ago

    Drinking ain’t in my future.

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    DaBoogadie  over 4 years ago

    Been there, did that…28 years sober………..and counting.

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    GlenGoodwin  over 4 years ago

    Guard duck backs defensive ratto

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    js  over 4 years ago

    If you want to know what being drunk is like, ask a glass of water

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    Thomas R. Williams  over 4 years ago

    “Down where the drunkards roll” Richard & Linda Thompson. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXdx1fwEKrw

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    Leojim  over 4 years ago

    I’d say that pretty well sums it up perfectly!

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    Cornelius Noodleman  over 4 years ago

    Sounds like my uncle.

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    sparkle 13 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Weed can do this too- or so I’ve heard !!!! lol

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    JLChi  over 4 years ago

    When people ask me why I don’t drink, I say it’s because I’ve been around people who do.

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    Constantinepaleologos  over 4 years ago

    So more like Endgame Thor.

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    BubbleTape Premium Member over 4 years ago

    are you saying its just projectile vomit and I can’t really shoot laser blasts out of my mouth? aw, man.

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    laurasohn11  over 4 years ago

    Because you had to be a big shot didn’t he you had to open up your mouth…

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    codedaddy  over 4 years ago

    Merry Charismas

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    Sisyphos  over 4 years ago

    So much for Rat’s superpower fantasy….

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    krisannr.thompson  over 3 years ago

    I can’t drink without getting SICK but bc alcohol is overly acceptable I ordered a beer to drink to glasses of ice water and left the beer sitting there. People think I’m CHEAP ordering water but it’s the only NORMAL drink I would think.

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    Boxo croco says happy derby  almost 2 years ago

    Moon knight

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