when you’re drunk you defiantly show the world that you’re totally fearless about waking up the next morning feeling like you spent the previous night hitting yourself in the head with a ballpeen hammer over and over again…
and proud of looking like the kind of fool that would do that, too…
Seriously, I NEVER have understood why some people who want to go out and have a good time in the evening, maybe get “lucky”, and score a date end up sitting at a bar and getting so slobbering, falling down snozzled that NO ONE wants to be within 10 feet of them. Then they wake up in the morning so sick that even their hair hurts! And that’s supposed to be fun?? Maybe the fact that I’m allergic to Beer, and HATE the taste of Alcohol has changed my point of view…
I can’t drink without getting SICK but bc alcohol is overly acceptable I ordered a beer to drink to glasses of ice water and left the beer sitting there. People think I’m CHEAP ordering water but it’s the only NORMAL drink I would think.
BE THIS GUY over 4 years ago
Sounds more like kryptonite.
DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 4 years ago
Rat has joined AA.
B UTTONS over 4 years ago
Sounds a lot like politicians running for an office and racking up huge debt.
Concretionist over 4 years ago
My super power is mediocrity. Not very exciting, but I do it very well !
gopher gofer over 4 years ago
when you’re drunk you defiantly show the world that you’re totally fearless about waking up the next morning feeling like you spent the previous night hitting yourself in the head with a ballpeen hammer over and over again…
and proud of looking like the kind of fool that would do that, too…
serithinflight over 4 years ago
ask a glass of water what being drunk is like
Gent over 4 years ago
Your charisma is never compelling anyways, Rat.
mjb515 over 4 years ago
More likea thinking you Sauron with the One Ring, and you are really Gollum without it.
Masterskrain Premium Member over 4 years ago
Seriously, I NEVER have understood why some people who want to go out and have a good time in the evening, maybe get “lucky”, and score a date end up sitting at a bar and getting so slobbering, falling down snozzled that NO ONE wants to be within 10 feet of them. Then they wake up in the morning so sick that even their hair hurts! And that’s supposed to be fun?? Maybe the fact that I’m allergic to Beer, and HATE the taste of Alcohol has changed my point of view…
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Hiccup! Wha’d ya say?
Geophyzz over 4 years ago
A cautionary “tail” from rat.
Egrayjames over 4 years ago
Rats last comment….“and with a belly” should have been “and with a belly full of beer”. Oh yeah!
Ellis97 over 4 years ago
Drinking ain’t in my future.
DaBoogadie over 4 years ago
Been there, did that…28 years sober………..and counting.
GlenGoodwin over 4 years ago
Guard duck backs defensive ratto
js over 4 years ago
If you want to know what being drunk is like, ask a glass of water
Thomas R. Williams over 4 years ago
“Down where the drunkards roll” Richard & Linda Thompson. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXdx1fwEKrw
Leojim over 4 years ago
I’d say that pretty well sums it up perfectly!
Cornelius Noodleman over 4 years ago
Sounds like my uncle.
sparkle 13 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Weed can do this too- or so I’ve heard !!!! lol
JLChi over 4 years ago
When people ask me why I don’t drink, I say it’s because I’ve been around people who do.
Constantinepaleologos over 4 years ago
So more like Endgame Thor.
BubbleTape Premium Member over 4 years ago
are you saying its just projectile vomit and I can’t really shoot laser blasts out of my mouth? aw, man.
laurasohn11 over 4 years ago
Because you had to be a big shot didn’t he you had to open up your mouth…
codedaddy over 4 years ago
Merry Charismas
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
So much for Rat’s superpower fantasy….
krisannr.thompson over 3 years ago
I can’t drink without getting SICK but bc alcohol is overly acceptable I ordered a beer to drink to glasses of ice water and left the beer sitting there. People think I’m CHEAP ordering water but it’s the only NORMAL drink I would think.
Boxo croco says happy derby almost 2 years ago
Moon knight