Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 02, 2019

Thank God he didn’t play the organ. I don’t think the censors would approve.

Well, at least it wasn’t a cello.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M_GqAVjThk

He’s been a strange man ever since someone dropped a piano on him.

In the Macy’s Thanksgiving parade one of the bands had a baby grand piano in it.

It could be worse. You could have played the glockenspiel and had the pianist pick on you for being a sissy.

By the way… marching bands used a SOUSAPHONE, NOT A TUBA!!!!!

There was a marching band in the Macy’s parade last week that had a baby grand in it.

Speaking of Tubas, everybody, look out for TUBA CHRISTMAS in a city near you. They have them all over the country, and they’re going on now.

I see Piano’s in parades many time. Granted they are the electric keyboard type being rolled along on wheels, or are full size ones on a float.

Keith Moon made it work with a street legal organ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42JIf-ntJkM

How right you are, Brewster. And the piano didn’t react well to wind, rain and cold.

Should have tried an accordion.

“…especially since there were no wheels on it!” At least he didn’t play marching pipe organ.

And this was BEFORE alien probes got to his brain…

Strange in a weird sort of way.

And, because I must be less intelligent than Brewster, I play BOTH. Talk about doubling down on heavy instruments…

Try marching with a gamelan.

How about a marching theramin band?

I’m gonna guess this is a false memory. Pre-probed Brewster wasn’t that dense.