Oooh! I got one. TRUMP: I call my gold plated toilet ‘Il Deuce’, ya know, after my favorite fascist leader. I’ll be known forever as Il Whiz though because I’m Number One.
OR…
TRUMP: Rudy first earned my respect and admiration when Notre Dame put him in that game at the end of the movie.
HOW ABOUT…
TRUMP: Daddy stopped drinking because I got confused whenever he ordered a dry Manhattan and I’d say “why, is it raining” and he’d say, and I still get a tear anytime I remember this, “you’re an idiot”. Sniff…
Wow, you people really are nuts. Remember when Broom Hilly said that refusing to accept the results of an election was dangerous? Well, turns out she was actually RIGHT.
You know what’s really bad, though? The way you are all being played for SUCKERS by those same Big Corporations you love to hate. The Washington Pustule ran a piece on INAUGURATION DAY about impeachment.
Meanwhile, the economy is at record highs, unemployment is at record lows across all demographics, and illegal immigration is declining. No wonder Demo-Effs can’t stand it. Misery and victimology is their bread & butter.
Farside99 over 4 years ago
Hey, open one for every year he’s still president from now on out and you’ll have a total of seven locations.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 4 years ago
It is hard to top the reality that is Trump and his followers when it comes to embarrassing humor.
Nathan Daniels Premium Member over 4 years ago
It’s just a matter of having enough material to draw from.
sandpiper over 4 years ago
After a time, even shooting fish in a barrel gets old. Fortunately, every few days, Buttercup manages to refill the barrel and ramp up the joke-ables.
The Reader Premium Member over 4 years ago
Is the second location in Russia of the Ukraine?
Marko56 over 4 years ago
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Another Take over 4 years ago
Oooh! I got one. TRUMP: I call my gold plated toilet ‘Il Deuce’, ya know, after my favorite fascist leader. I’ll be known forever as Il Whiz though because I’m Number One.
OR…
TRUMP: Rudy first earned my respect and admiration when Notre Dame put him in that game at the end of the movie.
HOW ABOUT…
TRUMP: Daddy stopped drinking because I got confused whenever he ordered a dry Manhattan and I’d say “why, is it raining” and he’d say, and I still get a tear anytime I remember this, “you’re an idiot”. Sniff…
Judy Saint Premium Member over 4 years ago
The joke will be on us when there is no 2020 election.
PuppyPapa over 4 years ago
Wow, you people really are nuts. Remember when Broom Hilly said that refusing to accept the results of an election was dangerous? Well, turns out she was actually RIGHT.
PuppyPapa over 4 years ago
You know what’s really bad, though? The way you are all being played for SUCKERS by those same Big Corporations you love to hate. The Washington Pustule ran a piece on INAUGURATION DAY about impeachment.
Meanwhile, the economy is at record highs, unemployment is at record lows across all demographics, and illegal immigration is declining. No wonder Demo-Effs can’t stand it. Misery and victimology is their bread & butter.