Pickles by Brian Crane for December 03, 2019

Good choice not to overreach.

Now how would Earl look “dreamboat” cute?

She says that to a lot of guys. Don’t take it too personally.

At least Earl knew to go for “Wrinkly Old Man cute”!

Earl may not be terribly smart, but he is usually wise.

Best to go with the one that’s more accurate, Earl!

Earl’s friend sarcastically says!

His friend is always annoyed ……Earl needs to expand his circle of friends……one day….

Well the youngins call some things good looking “sick” and I’m still figuring that out.

Crap…

NOT very convincing !!! lol

Why are there no “complete Pickles” collections? I’ve got the one book, but I wish I could binge without using my computer!

One Walmart cashier always calls me and my husband ‘kids’. I like that

i don’t see any wrinkles?

Waiters and store clerks and such most often address me as “young lady,” despite the obvious fact I haven’t been young in decades.

At our age, there are one of two simple fixes, Botox or cremation.

As I’ve mentioned before: when checking out out at the local grocery on a very busy Saturday, the checker – a man some thirty years my junior and one whom I had never seen before – kept referring to me as “young lady.” You should have seen the look on his face when, my order all bagged, I said, “Thank you, old timer.” I hope he kept his “cuteness” to himself after that.