The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 11, 2019

As opposed to “got run over by a reindeer”, you see.

I’ll just be over here with Cousin Mel…

Treads are awfully close; I think she was run over by a John Deere wheelchair!

Are those incriminating pause marks on her back?

That has to be a Messey Ferguson, not a JD.

Looks like Grandma had a Goodyear…

Christmas song:grandma got run over by a reindeer

…in the rain?

She just stood there, like a deer caught in the headlights.

They look more like the tracks of a Tennessee Ernie Ford.

Good one!

“Nothing runs like a Deere!”

This is funny!

Cousin Mel! Deal me in!

Alvin delivers justice to the Deer Woman in David Lynch’s The Straight Story II.

Tis the season!

Ba-dum-bump….No, that’s the sound the witness heard.

If it was a John Deere, she’d look like a waffle.

Must have been some ho ho hoeing equipment…

It was a deer on a John Deere unicycle and it had to go back to finish the job!

Well that clears the reindeer…

Maybe “Rein” is John’s middle name.

I thought grandma got run over by a reindeer?

So she got plowed?

Me and Grandpa, we believe.

I don’t know about John Deer tractors, but the old tractor we had on our farm had 2 close in wheels in the front and 2 wide wheels in the back, so if grandma was in the center she would have been run over by the close in front wheels and missed by the large wheels in the back.

Are you sure it wasn’t a Kuboda?

So it must be Christmas Day?

GROAN … !!! lol

You may say there’s no such thing as farmers,

But as for me and Grandpa, we believe!

Ouch.

Nice buns, Grandma! :)

I dunno , looks like a big gramma

You might say she got a John Deere letter.

grannie said she was feeling poorly – she’s definitely feeling run down now…

In the Pacific Northwest it’s “Grandma Got Hungover Drinking Rainier…”

Apologies for being as day late to the comments, but I wonder if Mr. Hilburn was familiar w/ this parody of a parody before drawing the ’toon above: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G4QY3sFczI