The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 10, 2019

Rolling On the Floor Ho-Ho-Ho’ing your what Off???

Santa! You’re being naughty again!

“Fat fingers.”

The shortcut dictionary is likely out of date even before it’s printed. Sort of like news stories that don’t give you enough references to understand what’s going on.

I guess there’s no translation in Elvish script for Ho Ho Ho.

Tell him to phone!

What’s Santa’s favorite song?

“What’s Ho Ho Ho Got To Do With It” by Tina Turnelf.

Santa is practicing his considered switch to medicine?

I can only text on my iPad….

HOHOHO!

HHHMC@Santa

(Ho)3

What’s needed here is iSanta.

For Spanish speakers, it would be “Jo jo jo.”

(The late Bill Dana used this in an early Jose Jimenez routine. Politically incorrect?)

No, it’s not “Fat Fingers”Ho Ho Ho Out LoudRolling on Floor Ho Ho Ho My A** OffHo Ho Ho My A** Off

So am I.

Their mental capacity must be extremely limited if they can’t recognise that’s how he laughs when they are constantly exposed to that.

YBWO YBNC

Auto correct strikes again.